 |
Calendar |
 |
 |
| « March 2010 » |
|---|
| | | | | | |
|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | | 29 | 30 | 31 | |
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
Random Articles |
|
|
80 Amazing Architecture 3D Designs Wallpapers
80 Images (Jpg) | 1920x1200 | 45.55 mb...Read More
|
|
|
|
|
|
Site Info |
|
|
| Top Contributors:
|
| 1 |
admin |
189 |
| 2 |
Goeke256 |
111 |
| 3 |
terko |
15 |
| 4 |
Roman_1989 |
2 |
Articles: |
| This Hour:
0
|
| Today:
4
|
| This Month:
90
|
| All Time:
314
|
| Membership: |
| Registered Today :0 |
| This Hour:0 |
| This Month:14 |
| Total:26 |
| Banned:0 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Cloud Tags |
|
|
Anniversary SMS collection, ASCII SMS, Beautiful Glass Art, birthday, christmas, christmas messages, christmas sms, Christmas SMS collection, Clean SMS Jokes, Clever Elevator Ads, Cool Mouse Design, Cool Wrist Phones Designs, Creative adverts, Creative Bathroom Ads, cute, Design Studio Tjep jewelry Clockwork Love, Famous New Years Babies, Flash Movies, friendship, funny, funny cd hole art, Funny One Liners, Height of Diplomacy, humor, Inspirational New Year Quotes, jokes, kiss sms jokes, love, lovely, messages, mind reader flash movie and animation, new year, new year sms, prank animation, santa jokes, sms, sms collection, sms jokes, sms messages, used tire artShow all tags |
|
|
|
|
|
 |
 |
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin |
Jokes |
 |
|
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
|
|
man passed away and went to Heaven. |
Jokes |
|
|
Wall Clock!
|
A man passed away and went to Heaven. When he arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "Come on in. I`ll show you around. You`ll like it here."
While walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere. There were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner. It appeared that Heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
The man questioned St. Peter, "What`s the deal? Why are all these clocks here in Heaven?"
"The clocks keep track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time that person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves ahead one minute." St. Peter continued, "For instance, this clock is for Sam, the used car salesman. Sam sells a lot of used cars, so the minute hand on his clock moves all day long."
The man and St. Peter continued walking. Soon, they came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand. "Whose clock is that?" asked the man.
"That clock belongs to the Widow Mary. She is one of the finest, God-fearing, people on earth. I`ll bet her clock hasn`t moved in a year or two."
When the tour was finished, the man said, "You know, I ve seen everyone`s clock but President Clinton`s. Where`s his clock?"
Saint Peter smiled and replied, "Look overhead. We use his clock for a ceiling fan. |
|
|
|
A caption contest |
Jokes |
|
|
A caption contest!
|
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption!!
Laloo, third from left! |
|
|
|
day when Queen Elizabeth had the Duke Of Edenbourgh |
Jokes |
|
|
The story is told of a day when Queen Elizabeth had the Duke Of Edenbourgh over for a cup of tea. The conversation turned equestrian and the Queen was telling the Duke about her new prize horse.
After a spell of ranting and raving over this horse the Duke said, "Well, then, let's see this fine animal!"
So the Queen and the Duke went over to the stables to admire the horse.
At one point the Queen walked around the horse, just as it let out an earth trembling belch, with a smell that....
The Queen turned a bit red and said, "Oh, I am terribly sorry about that!"
"Oh, that's quite alright," the Duke replied, "I had thought it was the horse! |
|
|
Beautiful Wallpaper-Kristanna Loken |
Pictures |
|
|
|
|
|
Set HomePage
Add to favorites 
